Serious question, Why are unopened condoms ALWAYS on the floor? I went to hangout with a girl at her apartment once, and when she pointed to her room, the door was open with the light on and I couldn't help but notice the Trojan Magnum XL on the floor, you know, the gold wrapper. It's like she deliberately placed it there with the sole intention of fucking me. I walked straight to her room, picked the condom, and as she followed me and watched me hold it up to her, I said, "how forward of you." She suddenly embraced me, we started making out and then we fucked.
like to hear her sex it up though